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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 6, 2010
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Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.
Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.
by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020
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Statue

You're such a statue!
by Pigush December 24, 2021
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Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
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Status, staUtus, statuS

Status, staUtus, statuS
Status, staUtus, statuS
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Gastroeconomic Status

A person or groups gastronomical preferences based upon their knowledge of food, income, status, career, and/or upbringing.
The administrator's gastroeconomic status leads to the unrealistic expectation of two Michelin star food and service on a $7.00 per day budget.
by BB2887 July 14, 2023
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