Shark Biscuit

1) Aussie slang for a kid at the beach.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.

2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.

1)
Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.

2)
Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.

by WogBoyBogan April 18, 2019

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

clip a biscuit

To take a shit, or to pinch off the end of a hanging shit that clings on too long.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I had to clip a biscuit.

by Mantaray22 February 3, 2018

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Bite a Biscuit

Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”

Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit

by localethot July 1, 2019