by Scottie H October 18, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024
Get the free muffmug. by Bush trimmer April 9, 2022
Get the muff upmug. Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019
Get the Munch Muffmug. by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020
Get the Muffmug. The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup
Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup
by spunes February 28, 2019
Get the muff soupmug.