Zoom Suicide Roulette

When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.

"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"

by WW2Porn February 25, 2021

Spice induced suicide

Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag

David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide

by Cunt lettuce February 17, 2020

Russian Suicide Bomber

Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner

John got is balls busted by the heavy bitch doin a russian suicide bomber

by ss23 May 11, 2010

social murder-suicide

When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.

"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."

by Jack Clodder December 15, 2008

Suicide hotline jerk

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.

As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017

arkansas style suicide

A method of suicide where the decedent shoots him or herself twice in the back of the head. Named for the wife of a famous Arkansas governor after several people close to her took their lives in this manner

"In other news, a young man was found dead today after he committed an arkansas style suicide. He was scheduled to appear before a grand jury after announcing he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"

by JFisc October 12, 2017

suicide dutch oven

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.

to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.

by that one guy that no one knows October 29, 2012