When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.
"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"
by WW2Porn February 25, 2021
when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 05, 2022
hey!! it's september :) you know what that means, suicide awareness month! not no simp september, that is not valid at all. i am proud of all of you that are still alive to this day, please do not do it, there's people that love you and need you <3 mwah
by justabeeezzz September 01, 2021
Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner
by ss23 May 11, 2010
When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.
"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."
by Jack Clodder March 26, 2007
When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
by tyreethus_mento September 13, 2017
A method of suicide where the decedent shoots him or herself twice in the back of the head. Named for the wife of a famous Arkansas governor after several people close to her took their lives in this manner
"In other news, a young man was found dead today after he committed an arkansas style suicide. He was scheduled to appear before a grand jury after announcing he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"
by JFisc October 11, 2017