Strawberry Dragon

A combination of the angry dragon and strawberry shortcake.

1. Have oral sex with your girlfriend.
2. Tell her to swallow.
3. When she does, simultaneously punch her in the throat and the nose.
4. If all goes well, she'll choke up your cum and it will come out of her nose, along with a stream of blood from her freshly broken nose.

Guy One - Dude, I'm totally going to break up with Jessica.
Guy Two - Give her a strawberry dragon!
Guy One - That'll show her for breaking up with me.

by Cootstin August 10, 2007

Strawberry Cunt Syrup

The dark red syrupy liquid often found in a bloody cunt during her monthly dirty waterfall.

It wasn't until I took her panties off that I realized the dripping strawberry cunt syrup that she expected me to eat.

by Jesse Feberly February 24, 2008

Strawberry Milkshakes

When a guy put a rubberband on each of a lactating mothers breast, then waits till they get ripe and red and slap them viciously until they begin to bleed and lactate. Instantly creating a mix of Mothers Milk and Blood to drink up like a strawberry milkshake.

So I went over Matt's house and his Mom made me some Strawberry Milkshakes. Nice!

by Roger_RD_Scott January 16, 2010

Strawberry Custard Pie

While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick

I gave her a Strawberry Custard Pie

by K February 16, 2015

Straw

Something killing the turtles SO STOP USING THEM

chic 1~ want me to grab you a straw
Chic 2~ ya and why don’t you murder a puppy while your at it

by Notyourchic May 13, 2019

strawberry sex

strawberry sex is a sex act where one guy sucks a cumgasm out of a dude with a dick that has a circumcised strawberry-shaped cock-head.

One of my favorite ways to make a guy have a cumgasm is to have strawberry sex with him!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

strawberry

An errant woman of the night that has sore knees that are pinkish-red from kneeling on cement in the back of alleys conducting business.

Enrique: Damn that chick looks fine! I'm gonna ask for her number!
Carlos: Dont even bother Enrique, can't you see she's a Strawberry?? Come on- look at her knees!

by Miguelito36 October 5, 2005