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Danny Stevens

1.Lead singer of the band The Audition.
2.Gorgeous.
3.Talented.
4.Funny.
5.A buff dude who enjoys playing Hockey; A real man's man.
6.Loves country music, especially Rascal Flatts.

7.Has better hair than all the scene girls who adore him.
Danny Stevens=God
Girl:Danny Stevens is so hot!
Girl 2:Who is that?
Girl:The lead singer of the Audition. They're playing next, before All Time Low.
Girl 2:Oh ok, I'm gonna go buy my merch. I wanna meet Vinny Vegas...
Girl:No, he's such a loser! Watch them.

*watches*

Girl 2: I love Danny Stevens! He's a God! So much better than Alex Gaskarth!!!
by theaudizzle314.717 May 11, 2009
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Even Stevens

Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.

The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.
by OldSchoolDCfan January 10, 2012
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Seven Dollar Smackdown

To smack someone in the face with seven dollar bills.
"Get ready for the Seven Dollar Smackdown!"
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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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Seven Deadly Sins

Sins that occur within the Christians tradition. The sins include sloth, gluttony, pride, envy, greed, wrath and of course lust.
Manny: THATS MY MONEY NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT

Eric: dude you’re comitting one of The Seven Deadly Sins right now
by ramdongirl April 13, 2019
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Taylor Stevens

Taylor is your local flea boy . Hair is very nappy and curly . It has a whole bunch a fleas and they jump around too much . He is very ugly . Has pimples . Play too much and annoying . He always gets rejected .
by Tistheseasotobejolly December 7, 2019
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Zachary James Stevens

The best cornerback in the game. Balls all day errday. Also known as foshizzle. Has the best hands in town and is the coolest kid around. Kills it at soccer and can cross anybody up.
That kid is so Zachary James Stevens, I wish I were him !
by NotJack1235 March 26, 2014
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