Goldner status

The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.

guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"

by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010

Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019

Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

by Sproogli March 23, 2024

rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.

Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations

by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021

Gastroeconomic Status

A person or groups gastronomical preferences based upon their knowledge of food, income, status, career, and/or upbringing.

The administrator's gastroeconomic status leads to the unrealistic expectation of two Michelin star food and service on a $7.00 per day budget.

by BB2887 July 14, 2023

That's the status

Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.

Person 1: That car has an awesome paint job.
Person 2: Oh, now that's the status.

by cliffj98 September 25, 2019

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019