The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021

A person or groups gastronomical preferences based upon their knowledge of food, income, status, career, and/or upbringing.
The administrator's gastroeconomic status leads to the unrealistic expectation of two Michelin star food and service on a $7.00 per day budget.
by BB2887 July 14, 2023

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:
Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"
Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"
Guy: "WTF is that?"
Girl: "A waay of life haaa."
Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"
Guy: "WTF is that?"
Girl: "A waay of life haaa."
by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010

when you’re old enough to not understand things targeted for young audiences, or when you’ve reached an age that is, relative to your friends, old
by maybemiro May 19, 2024

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
by WorkingWorkerAtOnBreak@Work June 7, 2021
