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Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.
Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.
by memerrrrr August 17, 2011
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Spoon

A type of nigga you don’t fuck with
My friend Daniel is such a spoon ass bitch ass crab ass nigga.
by Ben danger April 10, 2019
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Spoon-zilla

A mini spoon often seen in mouths, found in Winco when serving free samples.
Karah, "Oh look free samples,"
Amber,"Awww, mini spoon,"
Karah, "Thems are spoon-zillas."
by Kambah Birgle September 16, 2009
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Spoon

Really good at baseball, probably named Marissa or something
We replaced Marissa with tim without telling her because she’s a spoon
by Baseball is great February 22, 2021
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Spoon

To hop from man to man Not being able to keep a relationship . Jump from mouth to mouth .
That’s shortys spoon brah
by EscoDaSnipa September 2, 2019
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spoon

An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.
Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.
by Sister Kevin October 3, 2022
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Spoon

Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.

It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).

Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.

There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;

1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.

2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.

3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
You either die a spoon, or live long enough to see yourself become a spork
by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
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