Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.

Alright class we're playing sock soccer today

by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014

Fuck Sock

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.

"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"

by RTYF April 4, 2020

sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 18, 2017

Sock Tease

The act of arousing someone with a foot fetish by lengthening the process of a sock removal.

My girlfriend knows I have a foot fetish, so she gave me a sock tease it took her almost two minutes for her to get those stinky socks off!

by Bobjoelman February 25, 2018

Fun Sock

Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.

(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!

by J84* February 23, 2014

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011