snowbatical

paid time away from the office due to a winter storm; many claim that they are actually "working from home," though the reality is probably much different

This week's snow created a great opportunity for a relaxing snowbatical. I stayed at home and got some things off my to-do list.

by Allen Towne February 23, 2011

Snow Slut

Person so eager to ski that he or she will hit the slopes no matter the conditions.

Snow Slut Dave says "I'd ski on frosty mud."

by freewill December 7, 2011

snowball summit

The act of filling a womens mouth with sperm until she begins to spurt the males semen out of her nostrils.

David ensured Sally reached a glorious snowball summit by filling her mouth with jizz.

by sfat1medic January 2, 2012

Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

by JG3 January 23, 2013

snow day effect

The extreme joy of knowing you can go back to bed because school/work has been cancelled, but you can't because you're so excited to have the day off.

I was dead tired today and needed a nap, but I couldn't because I had to work. But then my shift got cancelled--I have the night off, and now I can't sleep. Snow day effect strikes again!

by Coldmirror October 9, 2013

snow chair

When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.

Christine was exhausted from shoveling the driveway so she took a break in a snow chair!

by CanadaEh December 17, 2013

Snow Peak

Blasting a massive load into someone's hair and letting it run slowly down their face.

Dude the snow peak on that girl last night blew my god damn mind!

by Marret Kimbs December 18, 2013