Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 19, 2007

cabbage sisters

A group of girls who smoke marijuana together.

Anthony: Yo man, I like that girl Natalie but she's always stoned.
Ben: Of course dude, she's one of the cabbage sisters.

by rawrgrrnomnom March 14, 2010

Curtain Sisters

The act of two girl friends having sex with the same guy at different times.

Shaniqua and Lateesha are curtain sisters now. They both had sex with George!

by Goobber November 16, 2009

Burlap Sister

A prostitute/whore.

I'm gonna make you my burlap sister!

by Yoshemo October 5, 2010

uncle sister mama

This is an urban term used to imply that you plan to beat a person like there mama. Although, the person saying this phrase is not related to them.

"James shut the hell up before i uncle sister mama yo ass"

by Urban Jack August 25, 2010

sister margaret

a cigarette, a faggy, mini cigar, basically a cigarette...just added stuff to fulfill the definition requirement.

Man, that was crazy, but after three sister margarets i felt a lot more calm.
(that way sounding almost religious to those who don't know)

Dude, can i bum that sister margaret?

I'm jonesing sister margarets like crazy man!

by Raj Trivedi August 13, 2006

leopard seal sisters

2 good frnds having a very bad sun burn on the face and your skin peeling off leaving you with diffrnt colored skin spots on ur face making u look like a very cute leopard seal from california ......i think

look at those 2 cute girls with spots on their faces....they look like 2 freaking leopard seals! The 2 girls being the leopard seal sisters.

by skaterchik12 December 9, 2008