An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021
Get the Richard From Alaskamug. The person who acts like that one little brother. They talk about farts and The Simpsons (a show) constantly. They act like a teachers' pet and go out of their way to act like the teacher in class. Richard is that kind of person that re-uses really good roasts and turns them into bad ones. For example, he'll make a stupid face when someone roasts him and than says "that's what you are! OhHhhHh" It is rare for people to have a crush on him or become friends with him because he acts like he is 4. His only friends are the 2 quiet kids in the corner
Kid 1: Hey dude who's that guy over there?
Kid 2: Idk but he looks like a "Richard"
Kid 1: Dude, you never wanna be called a Richard
Kid 2: Idk but he looks like a "Richard"
Kid 1: Dude, you never wanna be called a Richard
by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021
Get the Richardmug. States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels
“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023
Get the Richard’s Inverse Equationmug. Stephen Hawking's little brother
by askdjsakldsahjdsa December 21, 2022
Get the Richard Squiggersmug. by DinkyMcdungus October 27, 2022
Get the Richard Liumug. Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that
by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021
Get the Richard lander schoolmug. Oldest person known to exist. Favorite hobbies are posting cringe instagram stories and reminiscing about Jenna
by Pedri8 November 21, 2023
Get the Richard poemug.