piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

Piss rocks

A made up phrase by Ethan Dolan used to describe how surprised he was when he bit his tongue

"Holy piss rocks I just took a chunk out of my tongue AHH"

by beingdolans November 8, 2017

piss mudhill

A muddy hill that is the result of excessive urination by partygoers, found usually in large gatherings where restroom availability is at a premium such as parades, outdoor concerts, etc.

I walked down the path to more level ground to take a leak, in order to avoid the piss mudhill at all costs.

by TheGillenium May 5, 2018

piss dildo

Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.

Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.

by DaddyAndTheBoy July 20, 2018

piss rat

1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.

person 1: Annabel's such a piss rat!
person 2: I know right! ewww

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Piss Flops

worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma

She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020

Piss Sprinkles

A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.

“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”

by TheBlueFantaNegro December 15, 2019