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Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
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porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015
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tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.
Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn
by Cornpurse November 10, 2020
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porn shot

Porn Shot Same as a money shot. When a man comes on a womans face after receiving a blow job
She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face
by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018
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porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.
He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.
by level28 September 12, 2020
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Fortnite porn

Hey kid want to watch some fortnite porn.
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by XXNXOT October 20, 2022
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Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.
Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!
by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015
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