Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

head peter

The act of placing one's chin on the top of another person's head and working the jaw in a rhythmic, snapping motion to cause a painful, repeated, clunk on the target's cranium. Often performed between rival siblings.

My stupid sister caught me masturbating in my Mom's thong again so I put her in a full nelson and gave her some serious head peter. That'll teach her.

by tjag November 7, 2014

naughty peter

When your penis goes into the wrong hole during sexual intercourse

Im a little soar today frank gave me a naughty peter last night.

by Tammy2ton March 18, 2016

pinky peter

small dick

Holy shit, the guy I did last night had a pinky peter.

by xxxdddeecobfo August 19, 2016

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

sweet peter move

When you pull a dope move on someone, leaving bystanders saying, "whoa sweet peter move right there!"

Macron went straight in the direction of trump, then at the last minute he pulled a sweet peter move and shook Angela Merkel's hand first.

by The Resistance Grandma August 13, 2017

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017