The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.
by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.
He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.
by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."
"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011

A weirdo that is best friends with Spongerbob. Catches jellfish and lives under a rock like a true starfish.
by Kermit.thesponge November 27, 2019

How great is Patrick?!
by patrickiscool101 April 10, 2017

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