Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers February 03, 2016

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.

Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline

by nateasser January 25, 2011

polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.

We had polish confetti party.

by Flabaristic October 19, 2021

Polish Fish

When you feed a Swedish Fish to someone else.

A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*

by ItsConMan November 04, 2021

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer October 22, 2015

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022