Small Dick Energy

Using your platform and followers to abuse females online

The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity

by Seamus March 24, 2023

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Small Baller

Owner of an oversized 4X4 which only gets highway miles.

Yo, Small Baller just cut me off and beat me to the stop light.

by Floytus January 25, 2023

fat guy in a comically small truck

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck

911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023

Small Boy

he is a submissive little femboy who wants to suck on a massive cock and get railed, he expresses this by saying 💀 (the discord version)

"small boy is strange, he is a submissive femboy"

by ☆♡𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗♡☆ October 11, 2023

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

lil small dik

lil small dik is one of the most, no, THE best and most innovative artists of all time, with his many projects containing influential and even life-changing lyrics, about the daily struggles of life "My ass is hurting so bad, I can't even stand," to the obtusely absurd, "habablehgooobiehable." In addition, lil small dik uses a wide range of vocal styles, ranging from, very sexy, low, and gravley vocals, to high, light, and fluttery ones. In addition to these additions, he also makes songs in a wide range of genres. I will not mention these genres, because the subgenres get so specific, that it looks like the average amount of tags on a clout-hungry 8-year-old's TikTok video. In addition to the additions addition to the additions, he is also a producer in, again, many genres, but he mainly makes trap beats, awfully specifically made for rapping about **** ******* ****.

"The best way to listen to lil small dik is with the sound off!"
-smart person

by lil small dik October 24, 2023