Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw

Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”

by Austys November 25, 2021

Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power

zé bundinha is a johnny ass

by pintudo August 7, 2020

johnny

slang for a condom

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.

He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

Johnny

Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.

Never call me johnny, ever.

by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024