Fake News

When you know a story or point is correct, but admitting so would harm your image. See also no u

Person 1: Hey, I heard you puked at that party the other day.

Person 2: Fake news.

by JamPock July 10, 2018

Fake Send

Ordering an excessive amount of food over a delivery app such as Uber Eats, Deliveroo, Menulog/Just Eat etc. and immediately claiming the order was completely incorrect upon its arrival to get a free meal.

“Bro I want subway but I’m too broke”
“Oi just fake send it”

by SADNIG September 20, 2021

Fake Bitorian

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

Fake President

Joe Biden, Duh.

Joe Biden is a fake President, Nobody voted for his senile ass!

by Mapowl September 9, 2022

fake fob

Its when a actually Mixeds islander or polynesian tried to act full fob

Me : G how was the fish n chips

Friend : stop acting fob your only mixeds you fake fob

by Likki my balls October 31, 2019

fake jayson

Mango seller who can't spell his name

Fake Jayson got no mango

by Fake jAy November 30, 2019