When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
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2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
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When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.
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