Meat chopper

An extremely moist and muscular anus with the ability to "chop" your meat right off.

I got my dick stuck in his meat chopper last night... Shit just about ripped my dick off

by XTRMRISAFAN December 11, 2018

Meat Cocktail

A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.

Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.

Nice

by Chiggatilo December 12, 2018

meat tricycle

The act of having sex with your friend and one girl, one penis is inserted into the vagina whilst the other goes into the mouth and like this you both pick the girl up and run around to make a Meat Tricycle.

man kyle is really cool and I think I want him to make a Meat Tricycle with Beth and I.

by Harmless Words January 15, 2019

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

pre meat

Pre meat is defined as before meat.
Such as an egg before it turns into a chick

The egg is pre meat

by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019