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Mexican backhoe

Someone who moves earth manually by hand, shovel,bucket etc. They have no real backhoe's in mexico hence the term.
Look at that lazy fuckin mexican backhoe standing on that shovel. I should kick his ass and make him work..
by copper head September 28, 2006
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mexican brick

seeded marijuana that is grown in large quantities outdoors in mexico and is very tightly compressed for mass shipments, hence the name mexican brick, it is usually thought of as real shitty dry brown weed but that is not always the case, usually it's mids sometimes a little above average mids, the good mexican brick will have a healthy green color, not too many seeds, and have noticeable orange hairs, this type of commercial outdoor weed can generally be picked up for $100 an ounce
person 1: yo man I got some dank for $50 an eighth
person 2: haha I got some mexican brick for $50 a half
by ganjaman88 January 27, 2008
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mexican smokestack

The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.
"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."
by Christa Fratto January 21, 2009
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Mexican Burrito

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.
Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.
by Mike122344 March 13, 2009
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Mexican Turtle Neck

When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009
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magican

This is when you have mounted your girl doggy style. As you are going at itm spit on her back and make her think you are done. Then when she turns around you shoot your wad into her eye, and yell Alla Kazam!
I just gave that bitch Molly the magican right in her eye.
by Mexican Ninja October 25, 2006
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Mexican Dumptruck

a Mexican Dumptruck is using a pickup truck to dump a load of cargo similar to a dumptruck. The load is placed in the bed of the truck and the tailgate is left down. The truck is driven in reverse at a high rate of speed towards the intended "dump" point. Just before reaching the "dump" point the driver slams on the breaks causing the cargo to come flying out of the truck.
"I don't really want to unload all this firewood by hand... let's just do the ol' Mexican Dumptruck"
by El JJ December 5, 2006
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