Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

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Martin

The best person ever, Friends with great polish nationalist Adrian. He always plans everything out 5 steps ahead and anticipates how his friends will react. He will always give up anything to help others, especially those he loves. He will always put his friends and family before him no matter what. Overall, you are super lucky to have a guy like him in your life so make sure to keep him close

Martin is amazing!

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Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That n*gga had a dr-e-e-e-e-am

Shout out to Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

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Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That nigga had a dr-e-e-e-am

Shout out Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

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Martin

A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.

That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that

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jens martin

Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you

OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin

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