A town in Massachusetts with a great school system and nice people. The best teacher in the school system is a middle school teacher named Esme Sammons.
by someonenamedsomethingelse November 3, 2012
Get the Sharon, Massachusetts mug.A small middle class bedroom community located in the north/central section of Massachusetts on the New Hampshire/Massachusetts border. The town's public school system and athletic programs are remarkably mediocre. So, many families from Townsend with money or ambition send their children to one of the many local private schools (St. Bernards, Bishop Guertin, Cushing Academy, Groton School, Lawrence Academy) rather than Townsend's public high school, North Middlesex Regional. Most kids who do end up attending North Middlesex Regioanl are rednecks or stoners who love to smoke blunts and Marlboro Lights, drink Budweiser (probably bought at State Line in NH), use racial stereotypes, and suck at sports. Other than high school football games and substance abuse, Townsend has nothing to do. If you want to do anything else you have to travel to a surrounding community (Fitchburg, Pepperell, Groton, Leominster, Nashua, Lowell). These factors result in a serious lack of civic pride in Townsend.
The demographics of Townsend are very homogeneous as most of the town's population is comprised of white christians.
The town historically votes Republican.
The demographics of Townsend are very homogeneous as most of the town's population is comprised of white christians.
The town historically votes Republican.
I used to live in Townsend, Massachusetts. Here's an example of a conversation I might have heard in high school...
Townsend Kid 1: Dude I heard there's a kegger in
Timberlee Park.
Townsend Kid 2: Yeah, let's go pick up weed in Pepperell, rip a few bowls, park at the high school, and then head over.
Townsend Kid 1: I hope only white kids are there.
Townsend Kid 2: Of course!
Townsend Kid 1: Dude I heard there's a kegger in
Timberlee Park.
Townsend Kid 2: Yeah, let's go pick up weed in Pepperell, rip a few bowls, park at the high school, and then head over.
Townsend Kid 1: I hope only white kids are there.
Townsend Kid 2: Of course!
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Massapequa.. i mean it's fun sometimes but you can't forget. You have the assholes, jerks, bitches, sluts, BULLYS. It's horrible. That group that everyone calls "popular" no one cares about them anymore in highschool but they still think they're the shit, so they bully people and talk shit, and embarrass you and anything to make your life hell if you annoy them. Even if they have no idea who you are.. The girls are the worst, there is 80% of girls who are pure BITCH, stuck up & nasty. a fuckin bully too.. Most of the pequa girls are all sluts, literally. Biggest slut town. The guys, again the ones who think they're the "shit" are the assholes. When the stare you down, and they talk shit, bully you, just do stupid shit. Yea, that's pequa alright. I live here and I hate it. I'm pretty up there but still it sucks. OH AND half of pequa is all talk, specially the class of 2015. they won't do shit to you. but yea, this town sucks...
by an0nnnn October 27, 2012
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Jared: Woah beamers, bendz, and bentleys! Where are we?
Jim: We must be in Andover Massachusetts! I see Jennifer Garner filming "The Invention of Lying"
Jim: We must be in Andover Massachusetts! I see Jennifer Garner filming "The Invention of Lying"
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home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!
Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck
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home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!
Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck
and thats why massachusetts is awesome
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New Hampshire people tend to hate people from Massachusetts, but they're just jealous because there's more things to do in Massachusetts than there is in New Hampshire.
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