A bougie person who is technically intelligent. They are somehow cold-hearted, sarcastic, and nice at the same time. They also will likely play a fancy instrument such as the flute or ukulele. They are also an excellent special brownie baker.
by Xanyr97 March 01, 2018
The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
by Fraccy February 21, 2021
by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
A beautiful girl who cares so much for friends and who has beautiful eyes. She can take all mean and rude comments and be fine and not be afended because she knows her life is awesome
by Hitrunslide17 June 19, 2017
Person 1: “Did you see that apple fall from the tree?”
Person 2: “Yea.”
a Lauren Carnucci: “One time I hit a bunny”
Person 2: “Yea.”
a Lauren Carnucci: “One time I hit a bunny”
by dat bitchhhhhh February 15, 2018
John Laurens is spicy
by Turtle_boi1754 September 20, 2020
by kopijkon January 22, 2018