Maine Lunch

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.

Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.

by bustakeaton November 06, 2016

lunch room cookie

a cookie that white boys get slapped with for saying the n-word

did you see him get smacked with that lunch room cookie

by yourmom800 April 02, 2022

eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 30, 2023

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken August 06, 2013

MEJIA LUNCH

An extra long lunch hour when you are working, usually with candles and soft soothing music.

Hawk: Gallo are you taking a Mejia lunch today?
Gallo: Hell yea!

Gallo: I'm so tired I'm gonna take a Mejia lunch today!

by CoolRock February 15, 2021

nocturnal lunch

The meal between dinner and breakfast. The opposite of lunch.

Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.

by Ristafarian January 24, 2021

Superior Lunch

When you have sex over your lunch break

Kelsie: Hey Landon! Did you have a superior lunch?
Landon: No, my wife wasn't home.

by Aaron Kristopherson December 13, 2023