Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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Gordon-Life

Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
You: Hey, have you seen the new Gordon-Life episode?
Gordon-Life Hater: No, fuck off.
by Matchious Manious November 03, 2022
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Life Wedgie

Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 16, 2010
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Garage life

To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet March 18, 2016
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Life's Pet

One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.
Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.
by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013
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FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 18, 2011
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Life changers

A woman with a nice rack that will from here on out change your life
by Ziggyzagwagsy December 30, 2019
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