Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022

Keys

An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.

"Keys can be so skrunkly at times"

by Harpii July 18, 2023

KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead

someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI

by saratonin April 15, 2023

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

There’s a key for every hole

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female

‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

Tab key

Da key at da middle-left of your keyboard dat causes your computer tower to dispense a can of sugar-free soft drink when you hit said key.

Since Tab cola is no longer available in most stores, your computer's Tab key is often da only way besides mail-order to get some of said precious commodity.

by QuacksO December 19, 2020

kei

kei is the best moot u could ever have on twitter, she’s so funny haha😂😂 be lucky if u have been noticed by her, it’s an honor !!

karla: have u heard of kei?

lyss: of course shes the best!

by keisnumberonefan October 22, 2020