Jake Rurup

Loves man pubs tickleing his nose. And after, letting them bust in his mouth so he looks like a milk fed calf. Shortly after that, he smokes some crack with his transvestite boyfriend and lets him lick peanut butter off his balls. Virgin 4 Life or V4L. Idolizes Pauly D. Loves FFDP.

Jake Rurup is the new Liberace

by SHOWSTOPPER 34 March 22, 2011

Pull a Jake

To pull a Jake is to backstab everyone and secure their false sense of power/leadership by creating lies and fantasy's about their selves and of others.

I think he is going to pull a Jake.

by madman587587 January 21, 2010

Corn Jakes

Very low quality food which is often sold in scum holes such as Kingstanding and Chelmsley Wood

Rahh bludd, this cereal tastes like Corn Jakes

by Robots93 January 27, 2009

Jake Neithercoat

A lower dauphin middle school student that is very quiet but out of school is the life of the party. He takes shit from no one outta school. There have been reports of people hanging in trees holding on for dear life. He is a genius in school. He gets straight A's constantly. In his free time he acts like a giraffe and eats grass. That's how he's so skinny.

jake neithercoat was putting kids in that tree over there.

by Bigdaddyjakeypoo May 1, 2019

Jake Paul

A former vine star who should really just stop his career because we all know his brother "Logan" is the true talent. Also he is some white kid who thinks he has what we call "bars" but actually doesn't. Just because he has money he exploits his wealth as shown in his cringe worthy/half assed music video. Driving a white Lamborghini with the doors up because we didn't know doors for cars can do that. Lastly, he's some white kid who has a sqaud full of people who think they are all that. He's terrorizing his neighborhood so just shows you why you would "not" want to be friends with him! Don't forget he loves to exploit women also just get views just like vine used to do to get loops or vine used to do!

Don't be a Jake Paul

by Slicknick889 July 23, 2017

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 16, 2004

jake sex

when you stick your "jake" (penis) in a girl's mouth or hand and between her boobs. As opposed to regular sex when you hide your jake in a girl. Regular sex is preferred by most guys but jake sex is still quite pleasurable if performed by the right girl.

My girlfriend sucks at regular sex but she gives amazing jake sex

by Jakeee April 4, 2008