Jacob

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018

Jacob

no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell

jacob is stupid

by emma stinngers May 15, 2018

Jacob

jacob is the perfect person to call when you don’t want a dog anymore.he will eat it for a small price of 2,000,000 dollars.he is always hungry watch out.he also like black guys twerking

*jacob sees black guy*

Jacob: i wonder what you would look like twerking

by Black guy twerking November 28, 2018

Jacob

Bitch who always goes afk

'Man you' re such a jacob' 'No ill be back in a minute'

by FuckRecRoom69 June 21, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a needy Person Who always relies on other peoples affection. Jake up does not have a lot of friends and no significant other because they’re too scared of commitment

I don’t like Jacobs

by Paveet April 24, 2019

Jacob

He is a gamer but not an epic one. He loves fortnite. Most likely friend zone you. He will show everyone how brave he is. He will make an peverted joke to a teacher.

this was just for a boy named jacob in my class bro.

by pssssssssssssssssse October 30, 2020

The Jaceman!

The most taken advantage of guy in all of Missouri. But rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of Mt. Dews and an unhealthy love for FBLP.

Hey The Jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. What's the deal?

by MarcoPolo April 5, 2005