the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011

Italian shower

A particular nasty version of the golden shower involving red pee through the over-consumption of beets

I gave her an Italian shower last night after she stink fingered me

by The Danish connection November 13, 2009

Italian Job

gettin a hand job with marinara sauce as lube

the italian job is best done at a fazoli's

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 1, 2009

italian hand sigh

when an italian is in a deep, serious or funny conversation and out of no where raises there hand to almost wave but its more like a arm spasm

italian -"so my ma was like Mariano you can't fist pump in a vine tasting gallery"
non italian friend " you just did the italian hand sigh, nice job bro!"
italian- "i didn't even notice bro, oh my gosh arm spasm !"

by pualua;) October 31, 2011

italian

is a culture of italy

my grandpa was half italian and his dad was full italian

by dove36 January 2, 2015

Italian Ravioli

When you are having intercourse with a women using your," Italian Heart Sausage", you sever the connection, and seal the vagina.

DUDE!!! I was totally banging this girl, she just wanted more and more, so I cut of my dick and left it in there.

CHEF BOYARDEE MOTHERF*****

That is an Italian Ravioli

by DJ Dicksmash June 13, 2011

italian exit

When one storms out of a bar or event angrily.

Antonym: Irish exit

Giuliana made an Italian Exit, exclaiming "that's it I'm done - I'm leaving" and left the bar abruptly on her own birthday, saying goodbye to no one.

by Teddlez September 6, 2016