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vast left wing conspiracy

Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.
by Chuck Rock September 30, 2005
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it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.
Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek
by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023
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Took all your Jenga Blocks and left

When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
by justspitballing February 17, 2023
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Run With It Way Out Into Left Field

What you do when someone tries to make fun of you for whatever reason it may be, Such as where you grew up, where you live/how you live, etc, and then agreeing with it and then running way out into left field with it, this usually requires you to think really outside the box and generally use any stereotype you can come up with that relates to your situation and then making the situation just so extremely out there that it makes barely any sense. (Try to make people realize how retarded they sound by saying the stupid shit they say)
Danny: Josh tried to make fun of where I come from so I just completely ran I just had to Run With It Way Out Into Left Field . He hasn't said anything to me in a few days about it.
by thatCanuck October 23, 2011
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*jefree star has left the chat

Meaning - heavily beyond SHOOK like the queen HIS/HER is CHOCKING RN and James Charles has been CANCLED
groupchat
Thelifeofmac2005 post- did makeup today bomb AF
*jefree star enters the chat*
*james Charles QUITS YT
{error message} *Jefree star has left the chat*
by Bigdaddylongcouchie2378 September 20, 2018
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fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.
doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!
by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
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That's something best left up to Jesus Christ

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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