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Staten Island

The asshole of the universe. A place where white kids who try act like they are black, but fail miserably. A place where the Wu-Tang Clan resides. A place where the the short 'A' sound is pronounced 'aw' by some people. A place where the only thing to do is hang out at the mall.
Guy: Hey are you from Staten Island?
White Kid from SI: Yeah Yo! This place is Gawd awful son. I am wearin' my Fubu and I's be goin' to the mall lata'.
by Seanzie April 13, 2004
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Grand Island

Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside.
"Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island.
"I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."
by kevhanel August 4, 2006
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Island Fever

When you are forced to lower your hook up standards due to lack of viable options while living on a small island.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Max hooking up with that girl?!?!?!

Person 2: I know dude, its so sad...he has island fever.
by MaxyMax November 4, 2011
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mercer island

An astonishing and fairly plentiful city filled with beautiful, educated WHITE people, and good grammar.
Mercer Island residents know how to spell, unlike the clearly uneducated nigger that wrote the definition above this. Let me put this in terms you will understand. If you do not like Mercer Island, "then keep its name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same." - Dr. Dre
by Sly (EMW) April 26, 2006
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staten island

a borough in new york that people hate on 24\7. thats enough for all this hating on staten island. 75% of u that hate on staten island have never been there. and not everyone is a guido with spikey hair. im albanian and im from the projects in south beach. now for all the people that see this and start hating; stop talkin bout guidos and go to the project in staten, then u will never hate again on staten.
S.Ier#1 : damn yo i hate when people hate on staten island

S.I.er#2 word son, they neva even been to our projectz
by mizzy dizzy November 14, 2009
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Mole Island

A place where a man has a giant mole his left upper forehead and won't get it removed. Known habitat are weasels and snakes. Also known for a place to hide someone money
Wow what is that on Paul face? Well that's Mole Island. That's where he keeps his money!
by The Mole Patrol September 17, 2011
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staten island uber

jumping out of an ambulance to get from point a to point b.
my friend jumped out of an ambulance to make it here tonight, we call what he did a staten island uber
by Finn M June 21, 2017
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