Your mom

a paranormal being wich has no shape and it weights 500lb

Your mom is so fat thanos had to clap

by Childe Abuser October 13, 2020

your mom

another way to say a whale

gad damnnnnnnnn he almost as fat as your mom

by that handle is already in use8 September 6, 2022

doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom

"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players

Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘

by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020

Your mom

Your mom is an unfunny joke made by some random 55 yr old man.

Person 1: Haha! check out this funny meme!!!
Person 2: okay...?
Person 2: *watches the meme*
Person 1: Your mom!
Person 2: ...
Person 2: we are not friends anymore.

by Shaekstinks November 14, 2021

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023