French buscuit

A turd.

Man, I gotta drop a French Buscuit off in the toilet, it' has been baking all day like a bun in the oven.

by P-Nyle November 14, 2016

French Fire

A french woman who has red hair, and you would like to procreate with.

"I found myself a french fire last night at the Louvre."

by Plundered Soul May 04, 2013

French Pancake

A blowjob, oral sex.

She gave out French Pancakes to everyone.

Blowjobs and French Pancakes are all the same to her.

by Alriqht March 02, 2011

french pie

A womans vagina or woolybooga

I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.

by gabrishs February 18, 2008

French Open

A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.

Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.

by Laguna Loire May 25, 2010

French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.

Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.

by soupeh February 22, 2011

french takeout

when someone throws up on purpose to make themselves look beautiful and/or fit into clothes that are too small for them, they are said to be having french takeout. also known as bulimia.

Oh god these jeans fit a week ago! I'm gonna go have some french takeout.

by blackado August 02, 2008