by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

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by bmanc April 26, 2003

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011

"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."
by seankelley January 9, 2009

Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H
by poploop345 May 27, 2021
