Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”
by Bedcliff June 27, 2021

by ImBakk March 31, 2018

When you wake up completely <Fresh>. You normally feel crappy everyday or sleepy but for once you feel relaxed. Your head feels calm and fresh. Nothing is bothering you. Not feeling stupid.
OMG I WOKE UP WITH MENTAL FRESH!! Today I woke up with mental fresh and I feel okay for once. Hopefully it lasts long today.
by idk.me.something December 23, 2023

A GREAT AMAZING PERSON.ONE OF A KIND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PERSON WHO WILL LOVE AND HAVE YOUR BACK THE WAY HE WILL, A GREAT TEACHER , PROTECTOR, KNOW ONE WILL UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE HE CAN. HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT, AND A GREAT LIE DETECTOR, HE CANT STAND LIARS OR TO BE LIED TOO. HE WILL STAND WITH YOU WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS AGAINST YOU. SO DONT GO AGAINST OR TRY TO HURT HIM BECAUSE HE LOOK AT YOU WITH BETRAYAL, AND HE WILL CUT YOU OFF AS IF YOU MEAN NOTHING TO HIM AND NEVER HAVE . IT WILL BE LIKE YOU NEVER EXISTED HE'S A COLD PIECE ONCE HE STOPS CARING. IT'D BE A FRESH START TO HIM BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS A FRESH DAY AND EVERY DAY FRESH WILL BE FRESH NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS HE IS HIM! FRESH CAN'T EVER JUST BE SOMEBODY'S FRIEND BECAUSE HE LIVES SO DEEP THAT YOU BECOME FAMILY AND HE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BROTHERS ANYONE COULD HAVE FOR HIM AND IT MEANS MORE THAN FOREVER. FRESH WILL ALWAYS LOOK FRESH AND WOULD YOU ALWAYS CATCH HIM IN HIS BEST BECAUSE FRESH IS FRESH NOTHING LESS
by Fresh is HIm June 16, 2025

by Jatinder June 8, 2021
