hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray

jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common

by beachkat January 22, 2009

Pegasus Hair

When white girls (typically) leave their hair completely natural in a pony tail. This means that they do not have bangs or have it parted. With all this, it makes a girl look like Pegasus, the mythological flying horse.

"-I haven't washed my hair in a week and I left it completely natural.
-Man you got some pegasus hair!"

by rso333 March 19, 2008

pubic hair fire

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*

by theguywiththepeircedtesticles November 18, 2013

Wannabe long hair

A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.

Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.

by TreetarD April 21, 2007

Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007

Disney hair

That horrible haircut that distinguishes Disney's exclusive collection of metrosexuals. The stylists behind it require that you're not female, but intend to look like one. We've all probably seen it; Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cole and Dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. It kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. May or may not resemble a helmet.

Note: To sport one, you must be a Disney star, a Disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced sexually...and so the list continues.

"Why does Justin Bieber have the Disney hair?"
"He sings like a girl."

"the Jonas brothers aren't gay are they?!"
"Yeah, watch out -soon, they'll ALL be sporting the Disney hair!"

"That new kid is gonna become disney's next big thing.."
"how dyu know?"
"the Disney Hair man, the Disney Hair."

by Anti-the Hair August 26, 2010

Blue haired people

Can also be referred to as “rainbow haired people”. Typically those of the LGBT community that get triggered easily. Blue haired people usually grow up to be cosplayers or furries.

Blue haired people are most popular in the store Hot Topic
Joe: Yo did u see that girl that was wearing animal ears and was making weird hand movements?
Mama: Ya dude that’s a blue haired person. They yelled at me because I said I didn’t like anime and Im a trump supporter.

by bobduncan123 March 1, 2020