yearbook hair

Having the hair of a not so shabby yearbook picture.

Man, look at that kid. He's got some serious yearbook hair.

Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber had some yearbook hair

by marktween April 5, 2015

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Phelmet Hair

When a man has long pubic hair and has been wearing a condom for too long, he develops helmet hair in his pubes.

I was banging so long last night my pubes got phelmet hair!

by The_Difference97 April 17, 2015

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hair curtain

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

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triangle hair

The unfortunate result of having fine hair where there is no volume at the roots but an abundance of volume/frizz as the hair goes on, resulting in a triangular hair shape.

Girl, I need to deep condition and get this hair cut, I have a bad case of triangle hair!

by plastic ducks September 14, 2016

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Hair Halo

When a person has a bald spot on the back of their head and is surrounded by hair, which makes the back of their head appear as though they have a halo of hair

"Wow dude, look at the professor! He has a hair halo."

by lifeguardstatus November 10, 2016

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