Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Santa's Chocolate Fudgemug. A nickname for a poo. This has been based on the North American word Fanny which refers to ones buttocks from where the Fudge originates.
by Jessicletesticle May 17, 2018
Get the FANNY FUDGEmug. by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020
Get the fudge nutsmug. A hot fudge sundae in the Midwest States consists of a pulled beef or pork with brown gravy, and typically two scoops of frozen ice cream on the same plate. It is a commonly found fair food. Although it is typically unheard of in areas outside of the Midwest and gets a bad rap among many for sounding unhealthy.
We have to go to the fair, I heard Julian's have a booth and they are making their hot fudge sundaes!
by Midwestfanatic January 4, 2019
Get the Hot Fudge Sundaemug. Bare random. Acts like a retard 80% of the time, however very loveable,and kind.
Just an all-around cool girl.
Just an all-around cool girl.
by wavyyute November 29, 2016
Get the Fudgemug. by Adt2chaos December 6, 2022
Get the Elmer Fudgemug. by vilhjalmyr July 23, 2018
Get the brownie fudge sundaemug.