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French buscuit

A turd.
Man, I gotta drop a French Buscuit off in the toilet, it' has been baking all day like a bun in the oven.
by P-Nyle November 13, 2016
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French Crevasse

A stylish way to wear shorts, with the legs turned up and tucked in at the outside of the waistband. Done properly this will give a distinct V-shape to the garment, empowering the wearer with an Gaelic freeness and a cheeky hint of underbum.

This practical and attractive modification to any pair of shorts was developed by technical hikers in the mid 2010's looking to improve their long game, and intimidate the terrain. Traditionally once a garment has been crevassed it is encouraged to hold this position by the cessation of washing, although lesser hikers have been known to sow the modification in place.
Whilst out hiking, Steve suggested that if Caroline wanted to improve her long game, she should French Crevasse her shorts.
by King_Cnut September 9, 2015
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french pie

I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.
by gabrishs February 18, 2008
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French Skillet

To lick off the sweat of a mans under-testicles.
Or to have the sweat of a mans under-testicles rubbed on your head, often times the mouth.
by J12 - Krieg August 12, 2009
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french takeout

when someone throws up on purpose to make themselves look beautiful and/or fit into clothes that are too small for them, they are said to be having french takeout. also known as bulimia.
Oh god these jeans fit a week ago! I'm gonna go have some french takeout.
by blackado September 27, 2008
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French Open

A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.
Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
by Laguna Loire May 25, 2010
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French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.
by soupeh March 8, 2011
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