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French Assault

Tongue-in-cheek colloquialism particularly popular in the United Kingdom to refer to the act of surrendering - to launch a "French assault" is to surrender. Associated with the surrender of Paris to invading German forces in 1940 and the subsequently collaborationism of the Vichy French Government.
We were all expecting a ruthless barrage that night, but instead the enemy offered little more than a French assault.
by FactFinder May 24, 2014
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French Hitter

The act of a woman performing analingus on a man. French because of the use of the tongue, like a French kiss, and hitter because the man is switching places with the woman as a switch hitter in baseball.
I finally got that substitute teacher I've been seeing to give me the old French Hitter.
by Doctor Hugs and Kisses August 16, 2011
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French Open

A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.
Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
by Laguna Loire May 25, 2010
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French Skillet

To lick off the sweat of a mans under-testicles.
Or to have the sweat of a mans under-testicles rubbed on your head, often times the mouth.
by J12 - Krieg August 12, 2009
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french takeout

when someone throws up on purpose to make themselves look beautiful and/or fit into clothes that are too small for them, they are said to be having french takeout. also known as bulimia.
Oh god these jeans fit a week ago! I'm gonna go have some french takeout.
by blackado September 27, 2008
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french pie

I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.
by gabrishs February 18, 2008
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French Pancake

She gave out French Pancakes to everyone.

Blowjobs and French Pancakes are all the same to her.
by Alriqht March 16, 2011
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