Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 18, 2010
Get the Life Wedgiemug. by Ziggyzagwagsy December 30, 2019
Get the Life changersmug. 
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
Get the this is not real lifemug. To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016
Get the Garage lifemug. The future lifestyle assumed of an individual who is heavily tattooed. Often includes thugs, criminals, scummy teenagers, prostitutes and various other groups of unsavory people. Such people are headed for a dark and gloomy future involving crime, drug addiction and murder.
Friend 1: Did you hear, John got a new tattoo of barbed wire around his wrist?
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
Friend 2: Oh man, John is headed for the Dumpster Life.
by Fagel12345 May 26, 2015
Get the Dumpster Lifemug. The Scandalous Life - Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez
Scandal!
"Fight for your rights"
Scandal!
"Fight for your rights"
by Scandal! April 26, 2011
Get the The Scandalous Lifemug.