t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"

Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.

by KingDiugh July 16, 2016

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THE SHIRT

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories

Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly

by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023

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that shirt shows ass

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.

Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.

by Tree Months 2 I January 14, 2024

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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

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Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020

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Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004

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