Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them

Flat Earthers are stupid as fuck

by ChoccyMilkIsGood September 18, 2022

Flat Top

A ww2 term for Aircraft Carriers

“Scratch one flat top,” radioed during the Battle of the Coral Sea by LCDR Robert E. Dixon to the USS Lexington

by Merrian Dictionary September 20, 2022

flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

flatastic

characteristic of having no bottom

Grace has no ass, she’s flatastic

by gracefan124 October 31, 2022

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022