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SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.
Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.
by tomiri November 25, 2012
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Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"
by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023
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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023
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sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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ed renders

The inability to work on fire alarms appropriately and safely
That fire alarm engineer has done an Ed Renders to that fire alarm!
by Couldhelpubutbollocks November 11, 2021
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Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Verb: To startle or surprise with a loud sound.
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle"
Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated.

Don't amplisate me while I'm driving.

This iPod amplisates me every time I use it!
by wordywordster April 23, 2009
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