dumbkopf

dummy head, dumb head, dummy, dumb ass , goof ,tool ,idiot German for dumb head

you don't put gas in a diesel engine, dumbkopf!

by yoki karioake July 12, 2009

Dumbassedness

This is the condition some people have, who are ignornat beyond what should be allowed by law.

So many times we let other peoples dumbassedness rule our happiness.

by CrystalF March 31, 2010

Dump and Dive

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.

Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.

by Furry Trout April 5, 2010

dummy-chucker

1. Original meaning: A confidence man who practices the early twentieth century con game of dummy-chucking.

2. A person who fakes epileptic seizures in order to gain sympathy or charity, as in the short story "The Dummy-Chucker" by Arthur Somers Roche.

3. Any person who fakes injury or illness in order to gain sympathy, charity or compensation.

Dummy-chucking is a fraud in which a mannequin (or dummy) is placed on a roadway on a dark night. If a vehicle runs over the dummy then the confidence man runs onto the road, throws (chucks) the dummy out of sight and then lays down in its place and pretends to have painful injuries. If the driver stops to see what happened then the dummy-chucker begs for monetary compensation.

by Dyslexic Van Buren June 23, 2010

Dumb Punk

A "punk" that is either A. stuck in the past and convinced that The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys and Clash are the only real punk bands B. Firm in his/her belief that his worldview is the only correct one, e.g. intolerant or C. takes his role of being "an anti-establishment, anti-racist, anti-religion soldier on the front lines of an urban war between classes" a wee bit too seriously. They are generally out of touch with punk music and being punk e.g. not giving a fuck and just doing as they will. They are also usually elitist pricks.

Dumb Punk: "Man the racism in the world pisses me right the fuck off."
Punk: "Yea me too man, its bullshit."
Dumb Punk: "Lets go kill all the white men because they are the oppressors!!!"
Punk: "The fuck? You're white and a male asshole."
Dumb Punk: (shoots himself in face)

Dumb Punk: "Sup faggot, what are you listening to?"
Punk: "I actually am gay asshole, and this local band i met at a show the other night."
Dumb Punk: "Fuck them pussy, they are just copying off of the Ramones."

by IrishPunx February 26, 2011

Dumpling Steamer

When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.

Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Dumbbell Hogger

The douchebags in the gym who hog multiple sets of dumbbells without racking them up for long periods of time.

Swole guy 1: "yo that douche has two 55's, two 60's, and two 65's. How am I gonna do my incline press"
Swole guy 2: "What a fucking dumbbell hogger"
Swole guy 3: "Fuck this, I'm doing crossfit."

by Football, money and ladies October 21, 2016